Saturday, April 30, 2011

Anne Frank the untold story

That stupid bitch thinks she's gonna get a bunch of sympathy for being a fugitive. Not this time. This is the one story that gives her the whippin she deserves. Anne Frank was a hardened criminal by the age of 13. That's right. When the Germans asked her to report for a free train ride, she disobeyed the law and we all know the government couldn't possibly be wrong about anything.

So she kept a diary. Big deal. A whole book talking about underage girls kissing in secret annexes and hiding from the law. Finally Anne was captured and sent to Bergen Belsen where she recieved free food, free clothes and free housing.

She became very sick so Anne and her sister were transferred to the typhus block. The Nazis even allowed them to bunk together and yet, they didn't even have the decency to volunteer for work detail. Then they died. The SS guard probably ordered she be burried with many other people so she wouldn't be lonely. Her burial was totally free and she never even said thank you.

The End





3 comments:

  1. This is definitely one of my favorite short stories of all time ☠

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  2. Like Sherrie Said...lol OMG...it's SOOOOOO funny yet SOOOOO wrong at the same time..lol well she was ugly anyways so the story is EPIC! :)

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  3. I'm SO glad you guys like it. That's am enormous compliment to me. :-)

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