LMFAO--the abuse of emoticons

Let's talk for a moment about the gratuitous use of emoticons. After all, they're supposed to be a reflection of your offline emotions, are they not? So who the hell laughs after everything they say? A fucking freak; that's who...or one of those pull-string clowns that may or may not come to life and murder you tonight.

Let's refer to the following conversation:

I'manElf15: your finally online! :) Lol!!
Mellaphoric: yeah sry was asleep
I'manElf15: how r u? Lol
Mellaphoric: good and u?
I'manElf15: still playing LMFAO
Mellaphoric: I like to dissect girls
I'manElf15: what?? Lol
Mellaphorc: I guess I never told anyone. Also- garbage bags excite me sexually
I'manElf15: um ok?

As you can see what would have otherwise been a completely normal conversation is made weird by incessant laughing.

I think it's fair to say that laughing is not always appropriate and just because your in a chat room for elf-on-elf action** doesn't justify it.

**I thought it was Lord of the Rings chat.

Would you "laugh your fucking ass off" because someone misquoted Bilbo Baggins? No. Would you LMFAO at an elderly wheelchair weirdo who's only ailment is laziness? I think you know the answer deep down. Lol


As always--here are some pictures I took:











(my elf Elnärough took this last one)---Lol

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Location:Minneapolis

Where have I been?

Where have I been you may ask yourself? Well, I plunged into the depths of a roleplaying game called "Order & Chaos". In short, the online equivalent to heroin. To say I'm not proud of living a fake life as a hot Elven wizard chick wouldn't be true and let me explain.

It's not like I played the game just to have naughty elf-on-elf encounters with other players. No. I played for a kind of prestige the whole world would recognize: Being a level 60 Mage with full elemental powers and rune armor.

Most younger guys don't understand the whole reason they aren't getting girls is because they haven't spent enough time online gaming. Because the Internet is the place where we need to hone our social graces. After all: It takes courage to create an anonymous profile and enter a chat room.

Few people can honestly say they know the honor of having the "Sword of Eldrond" with a plus 8 on initiative and even fewer know the cardinal rule of dating: First you get the magic sword, then you get the women.

So what happened to my life as an online elf? There was a glitch in the game just beyond the Sithrax swamp. You should know where that is. Anyways, it sucked my character into a black hole of lost souls.

So there's no more playing in the forests or burning newbies alive with magic fireballs. No more quests, no more hot Elven breasts.

As the sun rises I'm realizing that last night was the first time in the past month I slept for more than 2 hours. I'm also noticing the sun is burning my skin with the drapes open.

Fast times in Greenmont:










Into the forest my lord!!






Don't let the blank expression fool you, she's brimming with emoticons


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Location:An Internet chat room