What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Finally an excuse to blog again. I just read this Facebook post this girl put up saying that she wanted a guy just like in those 80's movies. You know, like John Cusak holding up that boom box in "Say Anything" or what's his face with the cake at the end of
"16 Candles".

So I had to shed some light on this farce and the stark contrast between what girls want and what they think they want. The truth is: those guys never win. Girls ignore them, break their hearts and walk all over them and that's what makes these movies so awesome! These guys finally win!

If a girl didn't have a guy with a million things to bitch about they would probably implode. The only way around implosion for a girl is to have no guy at all and play the whole "I'll never find my one true love...feel sorry for me" card.

So here is what you've all been waiting for: the actual profile of what a girl wants. Drum roll please.

They want a half interested guy with a slight air of douchiness. A guy who so rarely expresses his emotions that when he does, they can claim it as a victory.

Lets talk about victories for a moment. "A victory for what?" you may ask. A victory for what men really are to women: Their little projects.

Now small victories include girls getting us to see chick flicks, apologize for nothing and pretend to be nice to their catty girlfriends despite the fact they're constantly trying to sabotage our relationship with all that "advice" they keep giving her.

Major victories include us taking tango lessons, wearing khakis and (after your married) actually asking her permission to buy something with the money you made at the job you work.

You see I was once a guy much like the men from those classic 80's movies: full of youthful romance and not afraid to show it. Girls either ate me alive or paid no attention at all. I didn't actually get girls until i was crushed by the weight of the world and became a sarcastic, disinterested chauvinist.

The truth is girls want a guy that has a selfish agenda and will feign interest in them just long enough to get what he wants.

And what DO we want? The whole "I've been a naughty schoolgirl" thing. I'm pretty sure every guy wants that except me of course. I just wanna go out dancing, shop for trendy purses and someday have a baby. If only I could find girls like that. Perhaps I'll never find my one true love.
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I haven't really been taking any pictures so instead of disappointing you, I just quick snazzed up these boring and terrible photos I did of two bus stations.



From Southdale



To uptown

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