Top 5 Girls I wanna make out with

The original post (April, 2011)

Truth be told, originally there were no mechanics behind the "Top 5 Girls I wanna make out with" list. It's quite arguable dissecting such a thing and adding needless mechanics is a self serving indulgence. After all, what could be more callous than rating women?

Well I'm not rating them. I'm only putting them on a pedestal to advocate my self serving agenda: make out with all of them. What could possibly be selfish about that?

You see I used to be a hopeless romantic, but years of doing time in "the friend box" have hardened me into a man who no longer sends anonymous flowers or journals about "that one time she touched my arm."

You've no idea how badly I wish there were more than 5 spots on the list but there simply aren't with good reason. You never know when all 5 girls could show up and force you to make out with them one by one under penalty of the whip. Thats not some twisted fantasy by the way. I'm sure it happens all the time in some part of the world.

This list could just as easily be hidden away in some notebook with the heading: dear diary. It's not though. It's actually on this thing called the Internet as a wake up call to cute girls everywhere: if your not on the list, get on it.

But seriously, no pressure. It's not like I created this thing hoping that some girl way out of my league would be all: "aww that's so sweet. Maybe I'll make out with you just this once" so then I could live with the memory forever and ever. Of course I never thought of that.

I'm not desperate. I don't look at these girls longingly, lips agape in anticipation of that one warm enclosure; lips to lips, two hearts beating as one for a single, blissful moment. No I didn't.


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